Existential Crisis Definition Shirt – Funny Neurodivergent Gift, Mental Health Humor Tee for Women
Meet your new favorite shirt for when life feels like beige static and small talk might actually break you.
This existential crisis definition tee isn’t just funny—it’s painfully accurate. Whether you're mid-burnout, micro-melting at your desk, or quietly plotting a move to the woods, this shirt validates your spiral with style. A perfect mix of snark, psychology, and “don’t even ask me how I am” energy.
✨ What’s printed:
A full-bodied meltdown disguised as a dictionary definition—equal parts sarcasm, soul truth, and side-eye.
🖤 Why it matters:
You’re not broken. You’re just… done pretending that pretending works.
💜 Who it’s for:
– Neurodivergent babes navigating sensory hell and life pivots
– ADHD/Autistic burnout survivors
– Women who’ve screamed “Is this it?!” into a fluorescent void
– Anyone who’s had an emotional reboot mid-shower or in the produce aisle
This shirt is a walking permission slip. A laugh-so-you-don’t-cry kind of vibe.
Also? It pairs well with rest, rebellion, and hair dye.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Inked Whispers & Sass
- Email: inked-whispers-sass-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Existential Crisis Definition Shirt – Funny Neurodivergent Gift, Mental Health Humor Tee for Women Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|